Okay, first of all, I don't own any of the characters except the ones I invented. The people herein who were created by Takeuchi Naoko still belong to her, and to the various other people who hold the copyrights to some version or other of the Sailor Moon anime or manga. Etc, etc, ad nauseum. You all know the drill.

Secondly, I am not responsible for the characters' opinions of one another. Specifically, Zoisite's dislike of Nephrite is his own, not mine.

Thirdly, this is a story with semi-explicit sexual content, although I can't vouch for the accuracy of the, er, piston mechanics, given that I obviously can't have more than an academic idea of how two men would go about something like that. I wouldn't call this a lemon--that would require a level of description that I don't think I'm capable of--but it probably isn't suitable for those of you who haven't reached the age of majority. You have been warned.

Oh, and if anyone's curious about the titles (both those of the various parts and that of the story), they're all derived from the titles or lyrics of various songs that were playing on the radio while I was working on this. (Well, except "Ancient Evenings" and "Behind the Mask"--those I have on tape.) I'd be curious to know if anyone can identify them all--heck, even I can't remember the artists on some of them.

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