Long Stories
Short Stories
Poems
Essays

Long Stories

"The Upside-Down Kingdom"
(Still in progress)

Imagine, if you will, that the Dark Kingdom was not destroyed when Sailor Moon blasted Queen Beryl to bits. Imagine, instead, that everything within it was restored to the way it was before, only backwards.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven


"Hello Neighbour"
(completed 1999)
My version of the stick-all-of-the-kings-in-a-house-together-and-see-what-happens fic. I have been told that this story is spooky, which is good, seeing as its premise is more or less stolen from The Shining.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four

Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
Part Eight

Part Nine
Part Ten
Part Eleven
Part Twelve


Short Stories

"A Pleasure Shared"
A thinly-veiled phenomenological treatise? An Anaxagorian manifesto? A Freudian metaphor? However you take apart this story, don't try it at home. (Warning: peculiar citrus)

A Pleasure Shared


"Thank You, Queen Beryl-sama"
A short fic about Zoisite and his... neuroses....

Thank You, Queen Beryl-sama


"Nonviolent Youth"
A Kunzite/Zoisite short story. Short short story. A vignette, perhaps? More of a tableau, actually.

Nonviolent Youth


"Still a While Yet"
The oldest work in this archive, this is set just before Zoisite engages in his "fair fight" with Tuxedo Kamen.

Still a While Yet


Poems

"All the Lights are On in Here"
Is it just me, or did Zoisite seem as high as a kite when he died?

All the Lights are On in Here


"The Innocent"
Ugh... okay, if you can get past the initial corniness of this poem, it actually sounds pretty good.

The Innocent

Essays

"'We Like Her Better that Way':
Why DiC's fans are more dangerous than DiC"

It had to be said. I'm sorry. I used to be of the "leave them alone; it's not my business if they like the female Zoisite" mindset. But then I realized, it is my business, and everyone else's for that matter. Here's why.

We Like Her Better that Way


"Kunzite and Zoisite"
Rescued relationship analysis from the main SDKLR. Excellent, thought-provoking reading.

Kunzite and Zoisite


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