LEMON
"His Innocent Temptress"

added 04/14/01

This is a parody of... well it's highly Wrong, and it is Malachite/Zoycite. Was that redundant?

His Innocent Temptress


"Marley Is Dead"

added 1998

The Dark Kingdom meets Dickens.

Marley Is Dead


"Ne?"

added 09/14/99

Stupid personified.

Ne?


"Return to the Silver Moon Crystal Sparkley Sugar Millennium"

added 06/04/99

Sophisticated social commentary... or not. Contains seiyuu jokes.

Return to the Silver Moon Crystal Sparkley Sugar Millennium


tDToM: "Wildflowers"

added 09/08/01

Those letters stand for The Dark Theatre of Mecha, but you can consider them "like MST3k, but with a different wacky trio."
Most others in the DToM "series" are too dirty to be posted here (at least until I have a spine) but I figured it'd been too long since I'd given anything to the DK community -- like 4+ years, actually. So without further ado, I present... Wildflowers, the (in)famous epic, subject to the whole of my juvenile sense of humor.
VERY IMPORTANT. The original text of Wildflowers belongs to Naru and Pitzy-chan, NOT ME, and I do not in any way attempt to a) steal from or b) offend/personally insult them. It's only a MST, you should really just relax.

DToM: Wildflowers Book 1 Chapter 1