Chibi pJ nailed his arse:

March 11, 2002
Subject: (none)
Joshua Stottlemyer:
Damnit boy, I know who the fuck you are. I have known for a long time, but have resisted saying anything. But after what you have said to my best friend "Satan" I fell it's time to let you know how I feel.
On January 7th we first recieved an e-mail from you. Harmless enough. But over the preceeding weeks, you have "blossomed" into something quite more than just "an adoring fan." You have lied to us about your age, so right there you lost all my trust. I do not believe one damn thing you say about being a fucking vampire, or shall I say "vampyre" to be cool like you. Come on, burning roadkill with various types of alcohol? I don't think so. And Dinosaur Land? Please, give me a fucking break.
Thanks to GOD that you have not harrassed me as you have harrassed "Satan," "Succubus," and "Troll." I can't say that I'm not sad you harrass "Dark Memory" or whatever because I have a lot of ill will towards him. But that's beside the point. Don't you get that the names we use at SHOBA are just SCREEN NAMES SO FREAKS LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO WE REALLY ARE?! It's not my place to tell you the real names of the aforementioned people, but I am damned pleased to tell you who I am, although I believe you already know who I am. I'm [Chibi pJ]. Yes, the [Chibi pJ] that goes to your school, and is in band with you. I swear boy, if you did this on purpose to harrass me PURPOSELY I WILL *NOT* HESITATE TO TURN YOU IN. We have your IP #. We have a vast amount of incriminating evidence of harassment. Leave all of the artists at SHOBA alone or we will report you to all applicable authorities.
I never want to hear from you ever again, via e-mail or live corrospondance at school. If you ever bother me, I will turn you in. I am not afraid in any way. Well I take that back, I would like to have ONE E-MAIL FROM YOU. And it is only to be short answers to the following questions:
1. Where did you find our website?
2. Why are you claiming to be a vampyre?
3. Why are you harrassing us?
If you respond, I ONLY WANT ANSWERS TO THOSE QUESTIONS. Anything else and I will take action in reporting you for stakling and harrassment.
I hope you have a fucking horrible life and you get to meet the REAL Satan someday.
[Chibi pJ]

I never knew you, Chibi pJ-chan...

A wounded Necron sulks back to Satan:

March 12, 2002
Subject: wait
satan why. anywhere but heavin that is place of soyuled kristiens. anywhere but there why won't you talk to me. have i hurt you. look i try hard but some times i just cant find sakirfises enuff to plese misstress just wait till summer i promise.i love yoou very much tell me whats wrong i'll apeese ya be asured yer all i think about.seriesly you mean every thing to me. the mortal koill is hard enuff with kompanien let alone alone i shold know.in darkness solise is found but not enuff. i serch fer the darkness but only you've shown it to me.fergive me i am not werthy i roll in ash of doom rabbut kover body korpsikle in korpsepaint.prinsess i present prare of unwerthy ness.
DOOM VAMPYRE DONE WORNG
PRINSESS DRIVES PRONG
THRU HIS HEART IT HURTS
SPOOKY CHIDREN SHIRTS
PRIKLAME MARILYN MANSUN NAME
BUT YER THE ONE TO FAME
YER THE ONE WE TRUST
REMANE WITH ME YOU MUST
NECRON UNWERTHY ROMANCER OF HIS DEATH

You've fallen from grace, Necron. That's why we sent you to heaven.

PJ got a brief apology note as well:

Subject: i'm sorry
look i'm sorry i'll stay away if thats how ya feel i wont bother you. i'm sorry i ddint want to herass ya i'll stay away

PJ tries to clarify her questions to Necron...

Subject: Re: i'm sorry
Listen Josh. I'm going to be nice just one more time, because I don't REALLY like to be mean. When I e-mailed you yesterday, I made two simple requests of you. I asked that one you stay away and two, that you tell me where you found our website. I'm not going to do anything to you, I just want to know.
I don't think things would have gotten this far if you would not have said some of the things you have said. For instance, you claim to love my best friend here because of a simple internet screen name and one picture. Please answer me this- do you honestly not see that she is not satan? and that Troll is not French, nor a terrorist? I'm simply fed up with this shennanigan. This is the LAST STRAW. If you do not answer these few EASY questions, I will NOT hesitate to go to the proper authorities. HOWEVER, if you answer them, that will be the end of all this and we will not have to worry about anything, right? Right. So please reply with the answers to these questions.
1. Where did you find our website?
2. Why do you call yourself a "vampyre?"
3. Why are you harassing us?
Two easy questions. Please answer them, and we'll be done with this. As I said in the beginning, I'm not particularly fond of being mean, but when the need arises, such as now, I'm not afraid. I'm sorry, but we just don't like having chants written to us, sacrifices performed in our name, and people professing their love for us with such enthusiasm as you have shown. Oh, and please, no poo-poo talk, we don't feel sorry for you. REMEMBER, REPLY TO THE THREE QUESTIONS LISTED ABOVE AND WE WILL BE DONE WITH ALL THIS. Thank you.
[Chibi pJ]

He replies, of course, of course!

March 13, 2002
Subject: kwestiens
i'm sorry i'll anser kwestiens fine. i dont want to bother i'll go away pormise
1. i did report on stock market year ago saw site of tsakoinokage.com wriiten in liberry book. went there then find satan site later.
2.well its hard to eksplane but dark forses are misteries.noone can know pleese respekt my silense. amerika is land of free dom.it lets me be vampyre i am.but no one can know but coven so pleese respekt silense
3. i'm sorry i just wanted to be freinds i'll go away tho promise sorry.

In case you're curious, the domain was tsukinokage.com, and that used to be the domain for our newsletter archive site. However, it was either newsletters or a domain, and we went with the newsletters. If you're curious as to what sort of things we write about, the archive's still at Geocities.
I could be cruel and tell who wrote that in the library book, but...I'll save her the humiliation.

Succubus had a bit of fun and sent around a survey. Necron filled it out for us. Enjoy.

Subject: stoopid
well succuibs are you happy. i did it all you know. thae kwestiens are stoopid tho, why kant you send reel good ones. NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH
- - - -- Highlight the whole e-mail. Copy and paste into new e-mail, then change all the answers so they apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person that sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it to you. You never know what you'll learn.
1. What time is it: - mortal time it meens nothing
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: - NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH but i wasnt born
3. Nickname (s): my pisishun is too hi don't mock me
4. Parents' names: i don't have parents i'm not mortal
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: don't have cake suck blood exkume konsume flesh insted
6. Date that you regularly blow them out? huh
7. Pets: dinisores i gess
8. Eye color: red with vapyre slits
9. Hair color: burn cloek
10. Piercing(s): - no one peerse me i peerse virgin
11. How much do you love your job? - leadre of coven its good
12. Best gift you've received: - sakrifise of reel fox
13. Hometown: - trasulvania now funchester
14. Been in love? - yeah
15. Been to Africa? - no i'm amerikan
16. Been toilet papering? - ha ha yeah once me and FLOETING EYE BALL OF DOOM tp'd wall mart well we tried were kicked owt.
17. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? - ya do not mock me
18. Been in a car accident? - ha ha dont go there
19. Sprite or 7 UP? - i only drink blood
20. Favorite Movie: - kween of the damned
21. Favorite Holiday: - sakirfise full moon nite of death
22. Favorite day of the week: - only like nite flesh withre in day sun lite
23. Favorite word or phrase (s): - prares are good werds, i like werds of marilyn mansun and satan too
24. Favorite Toothpaste: - my fangs are retaktabel dont need it
25. Favorite Restaurant: - siduse virgins at skool dance ha ha.
26. Favorite Flower: - withred doom virgin flower
27. Favorite Drinks: blood of virgins i ansered this.
28. Favorite Sport(s) to watch: - i suck yer blood
29. Preferred type of ice cream: - mortal food, i don't konsume it
30. Favorite Sesame Street Characters: huh oh were you talking bout vampyre succubis i like him
31. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant: ha ha. road side ha ha.thats fast
32. When was your last hospital visit: - i'm immortal no need fer hospituls unless to get blood bags or glawkoma weed i'll try that. ha ha.
33. What color is your bedroom carpet? - coler of death
34. How many times did you fail your permit or driver's test? - i never fayul
35. Who is the last person you got e-mail from before this? - GRAIN MAGGOT OF EUPHRATES DOOM BANKS undisklosed top secret
36. Which single store would you choose to Max out your credit card? food lien ha ha no porbley at hot topick
37. What do you do most often when you are bored? - i'm a busy vampyre i suck blood disikrate flesh honer misstress
38. Name the person you are friends with who lives the farthest? - my frinds live in hell
39. Most annoying thing (s)? - soyuled blood
42. Bedtime? - fool i have no bedtaime i breeth darkness that serrounds me it gives me viger and hergre
43. Who will respond to this the quickest? - huh
44.Who is the person you sent this to who is least likely to respond? huh
45. Favorite all-time TV show: buffy vampyre slayer is hott i like her too succubis
46. Last person you went out to dinner with? - my coven of dark doom vampyres
47. Last Movie you saw: - kween of the dammed
48. Favorite Music: marilyn mansun,slipknot, staind ,powerman 5000, systim of a down,linkin park, mudvain, limp biskit,nickle back,arrowsmith, nothingface
49. What CD is in your player right this second: - marilyn mansun antikrist super star
50. What is your deepest fear? - i got no fears i'm immortal
51. What time did you finish this? what did i say i'm immortal

No comment.

A brief interlude, but Troll gets back to Necron...

March 17, 2002
Subject: Re: ADELER TROL FACE DOOM FLAME
Josh,
My apologies for taking so long to reply. I just got back from **********. I went home to visit Father and My Lady. She looked fine too, wearing that pretty dress. I only wish we could have visited longer... I do miss her so when I'm away. We're soulmates you know... I'd do anything to protect her. She is so special, that I do not know how I was blessed with meeting her all those years ago... I simply thank the Lord for allowing me to know her.
As to your accusation that I am James, you're wrong. That little piss ant is in for some deep shit if I ever get my hands on him. He's a fuckin wanker that doesn't know a good thing when he sees it. He an I have exchanged a few letters. He seems to be mostly intent on telling me to suck his dick. Not surprised, I knew he was a poofter an a fairy...
Well, I have to dash, I've clothes to unpack...
-Adelar

Necron emails me again, this time about Overkill:

Subject: Fwd: Curse the with neverending flames of hell...
hmm satan he says hes a black mage.i thinks hes koalifyed to be a member of the coven. but however, i will not werk with hastyness.i need yer werd,prinsess. i wonder how stron his spells and pweres of doom are or if hes hairytick like troll.i'm not a man of paranoya tindencys, and some spooky chidren slipped in that sholdn't, but maybe that happened because i'm not kare full.i think hes koaliyed even if hes not a vampyre may bee we need a mage.tell me what yer thinkin babe pleese wirte back too i miss you need yer hell flame hott body. NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

Nah, I don't suck blood, that's not my style... I can't say a chant with you because it is part of my dark spells I cast upon the damned... You see we share the same. I am a black mage, and I cast evil upon all who oppose me... I will rid this world of the good and bring eternal damnnation to all...

Okay. Just wait till you meet a stronger mage and get your ass roasted threefold. Necron's okay with him, though:

Subject: DOOM MESSENGRE DEATH CHANT PLEESE UTTER
stan i hope this messege meets yer standerds pleese kontakt. NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

well over kill i have konsalted the prinsess of darkness fer her werd. you sound koalifyed to me to be a member of the dark coven we don't have any mage only vampyres and wearwolfs and zombees who uttre chants.we need yer spell powers mage but i cant be sure.when satan gets back to me i will dub you spooky chidren member hold serimony give you doom name.also must konsalt MOUNTED ON WALL DOOM JELLY FISH whose owr philosifer. he's owt of town missed no moon serimony but i will konsalt. i am leadr but satan makes final desishuns. NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

My name is not Stan. It's Satan. How hard is it to spell my name right?

March 18, 2002
Subject: DOOM SERIMONY RISE CHILDREN OF DOOM SUKRES
so troll you were in ********** withj the prinsess i see. well why didnt you say so you couldve gone to the no moon serimony. it was great serimony spring is here and animles are owt.dint catch any but found a hole deer yes a hole deer in the road well we couln't bring it over fence so we put in in car and taked it to neerest swamp pond to burn it suck blood krumbel flesh it was great i'm sure the misstress was honered. and the spooky chidren were on there best behavier too bad MOUNTED ON WALL DOOM JELLY FISH wasnt there. hes always talking bout perging them. well they were respektabel only had to fite one peerse flesh make releese doom skream.beeing gangril vampyre makes me feered in the coven. what did the prinsesses dress look like.does she wear a doon kape. NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

*sigh*

Subject: Re: DOOM SERIMONY RISE CHILDREN OF DOOM SUKRES
Josh,
Yes, I was in Funchester. Mostly I visited family and close friends. Father always insists I visit with him some, and of course, he does live a mere block away from my Lady. It was son wonderful to see her again. I find it hard to believe that she's gotten so... female... As for what her dressed looked like... ask her... I'm not sure if she'd like me sharing that kind of information...
I'm the one who wears the cloak/cape in our relationship. My lady sleeps with one... don't ask... We both occassionally wear them...
We didn't contact you because we were more intent on seeing eachother... distances can make relationships so very, very interesting... specially when you get to see one another after a long abscence...
Well, I must dash... have fun drumming for Mr. Harris, and remember that English teachers are all nuts... I never had Troup, but they're all the same...
Taa, taa,
Adelar

Necron gets back to Troll:

March 19th, 2002
Subject: RISE LOST DOOM CHILDREN MEMBER YER NAME IS CALLED
well adelaer troll i gess what do i ekspekt ushually i wouldn't let satan see serimony cuz spooky children deefile her serimony with there hairy tickital ways but this was serimony of revernse. wikkid klown attaked me from dinisore i utterd tirrano ordinahtays he styed away see the misstress was with us in power satan livs alwsy,so she sleeps in kape.oh she is so beautifull only satan could be so beuatifull.troll so you wear a kape so you wership the dark forses. and how you know bout mr harriss and miss troop do you spie on me in yer terrerist helli kopter,i bet you do or does satan give you power of psikikness. if she gives you power that means yer the lost spooky childrun member you need to join immedietly. see MOUNTED ON WLAAL DOOM JELLY FISH says well hes the philosifer well he says that FLOETING EYE BALL OF DOOM yeah the one i perged was not a reel chosen one thru errer of fore site but you might be reel be cuz you kommunikate with the prinsess like i do.now i dont like terrerists but i gess there evil like hitler.NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

*beats head against wall* I'm not that good looking, actually.

Necron gets another letter from Overkill, whom I am now convinced is just James, jerking our chain again.

March 20th, 2002
Subject: Fwd: Eternal Doom
well prinsess over kill woirtes back tell me if hes koalifyed. i don't want to be aginst him. it sounds like you give him yer power of satan prinsess. pleese tell me what to do i wander in dark ness. NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

Rest assure my powers are uncanny... I bring great pain unto those who think lightly of me... for they never knew what was there... I bring about darkness and painful memories to those who are against me...
I have returned to doom those... whose powers are weakened by the good one... for I will show the powers of night and unholiness... I will reak havoc upon the "Holyness"

Overkill is full of shit. --Grey

Without waiting for my word, Necron emails Overkill again.

Subject: FLOET IN DOON SESS POOLS YER EYES I SEEK
prinsess i wirte back is it satisfactery.look pleese kontact me what have i dfone what have i done what have i dfone i suffer in kerosive doom flesh peels like werms maggits .NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

over kill you are him you are who FLOETING EYE BALL OF DOOM was not now i am pretty sure. however the misstress has not replyed.i dont oppose you yer not a hairytick it doesn't sound like. right now the spooky chidren and me are fiting a super race of wikkid klowns who keep attaking i don't know where the klown are form and when MOUNTED ON WALL DOOM JELLY FISH comes back you bet he'll say but i don't know kould you uttre doom chant to kill killer klowns.NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

I don't envy you, Jellyfish.

Overkill promptly replies:

Subject: Fwd: Soon all ends
satan oh over kill is lost spooky children member i know fer sure now he utter prare chant to destroy the killer klowns. ordane him spooky children member satan it is ORDINAHTAYS DARK FORSES RISE HE IS FOWND KILLER OF KILLER ROBOTT KLOWNS FROM BROTISORIS INTRALES satan give yer konsint i raise prare to you now
ORDANED IS MERDERER OF KLOWN WHOS SPOOKY
ALL FORSES DIE WHICHS RISE KISS CHEEK OF KOOKY
FIRE BURN ON SATAN PRINSESS DO DANCE
OPPOSER OF DOOM THIS YER LAST CHANCE
SPOOKY CHILDREN WHO IS LOST NOW IS FOUND
WE ARE KOMPLETE NOW RAISE THE GITAR SOUND
MARILYN MANSON IN YER PITT RISE SMEER YER BLOOD
SAKRIFISE KOW IN FEELD YER CHEWIN YER STOOPID KUD
KRAKLE EET STEAK OF DOOM FLESH BLOOD INTESTINES
YER BRANES ON THE GROWD DEVOWRED BY KWESTIENS
OVER KILL YER FOWND BOW DOWN WERSHIP SATAN
YER ONE OF US BETTER NOW THEN LATAN
give yer consent beautifull prinsess of my heart. NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

From: Overkill For Life
The darkness surrounding the demonic clowns thicken...
Doom forced clowns die...
Eternal slumber sleep thy wickedness... bring force fire and black lightning... for thee will soon be stricken down with intense pain... now, arise powers of death, bring about total destruction to those who oppose... it is time.... ala de sinc demente bring death to the clowns and the master will forever be imprisoned in hell...

Anybody else just waiting to burst into the Addams Family theme song?

Troll gets back to Necron:

Subject: Re: RISE LOST DOOM CHILDREN MEMBER YER NAME IS CALLED
Josh,
I will apologize now if this fails to make any sense. It has been a rather long day, and I am rather exhausted. I would also like to apologize for the spelling errors in my last e-mail. It has already been a long week, and it is only early Wednesday morning... why the hell I'm up this bleedin early, I could not tell you... actually, I could... so I can talk to my luv online... Wish she was here... I was so wet, cold, and tired after practice that all I wanted to do was cuddle with her under a blanket.... while sipping at a nice steaming cup of tea....
Wups... sorry, told you, I'm tired. Now, where was I... Oh yes... I do wear a cape. It's black cushed velvet. My mum made it for me before she died... It was one of the last things she gave to me... It's perfect for the weather here in England... I'm working on finding fabric for a winter one... but I probably won't get it made until this summer... I'll get Father and my Lady to help me... Of course, Lady Sally wants to draw a pic of me playing in my cloak... she likes using me as her subject for some reason... claims I have the perfect balance of innocence and mirth... and suffering....
Okay, moving away from painful memories, and towards a happy future... see, I really am tired... I'm not a terrorist, no money or fame in that profession. I have no official psychic power... though in a way my Lady did help me out with the Mr. Harrison and Ms. Troup shit... is Flora still teaching? and what about Mr. J... the drama teacher... I'd heard that he was moving out of town, Funchester being too dull for him... I know Porterfield has gone bye, bye... oh, what about Mr. Dixon? Is he still there? He's cool...
Wups, once more, I digress... right now the Lady and I are discussing tea types... she's never had blackberry or apple cinnamon... I'll fix that... we'll have a tea party... and she can wear her wings... Yes, she has red satan wings that she wears... course, I think she looks beautiful in anything she wears...
What I am.... is a surfer, a biker, and a tired sod who misses his bird dearly after spending a week in her presence.... I'm already planning our summer... how sad is that?
Say, is your philosopher, the one with the e-mail name of crowley? If so, I e-mailed him... wanted to know if he took his e-mail name from a book character... he never replied...
Well, I have to dash. I have so much homework to do over the next week that I'm missing a tournament because of it... bloody hell... and I wanted to go so badly... ah well... that's life... and then... you dissappate...
Taa, taa,
Adelar the Troll (A.L.G.)

To answer Troll's question (which was never answered) I believe Jellyfish's "Crowley" account come from Aleister Crowley, an occult pratictioner from the late 19th century. That's probably where the character derived his name, although I am only guessing since I don't know the book in question.

Necron contacts me on a matter of no small importance: blessing the initiation session.

March 24, 2002
Subject: BECKON FORSES OH MISSTRESS SPEEK SPEAK NOW
so satannprinsess its been awhile well, i wanted you to know i miss you, misstress of eturnal damnashun.why have yer not been writing to me i miss you.did i mension i miss you. ha ha yeah.awkwerd moment yeah.well mass trss i reely must know you seen iniashun serimony for new spooky childrn member approeches.look overkill suminned yer forses to drive killer klowns in to klowds of emilashun now i know it was with yer help dark one.give yer werd. and he'll join the ranks wership dark forses ekshume flesh burn burn gurl virgin die.full moon coming soon yeah so set yer cloaks fer SERIMONY OF DARKNESS HOWL WEARWOLF OF RAYBEES BITE.i want him there tho he still hasnt wrtien bout booze flaver .well i dont like booze, unless it's evil.i gess it sort of is but why do kristiens drink it at alter.is it booze of god i don't want to drink soyuled booze of god kristien power.let me know you know best prinsess konserning matters of evil, and doom darkness.its going to be hard to wership my mom fownd skwirl korpse in my room i told her its fer a sience projekt i have to dissekt it,i thinks she beliieves me but still must be caushus about secret doom vampyre coven can't let mother know i suck blood,i'm not a sissy boy vampyre but itll make things tuff.pleese understand you beautifull gurl you.so if serimony skarse you;ll know why fergive me perge of fear.but i will write you prare soon i love you.NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

Science project. Yes.
Grey's comment: "Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy. I don't think God's commented on Peach Schnapps yet, though."
Troll's comment: "Also, wonder why the hell his mum doesn't know he's a fuckin satanist with serious deliusional problems, as well as spelling issues..."
While Troll doesn't get this point answered, he does get further corrospondence...

March 26, 2002
Subject: DOOM INTO GARDIANS AS FLESH MORTALS BE SINGED
hey troll no mr juicysack isnt still teeching but MOUNTED ON WALL DOOM JELLY FISH says he used to and he was gay and fucked miss troop but how can you be gay and fuck miss troop.oh i get it shes a man ha ha.yah yr still a terrerist well maybe yer not if you have a kape you might be a vampyre. you shold join us we have coven meet full moon comes soon and wyne run over hillick of dinisore breeth fire. and bring misstress with you we need to see kisstress of lovlyness.she is so evil i love her.well if we can have coven meet see i've been catched i';m grownded fer having burn skwirl in my bed,with satan books hope that won't last long but mortal gardians want to take me to cherch on monday thursday thats full moon day can't happen. yah mr dixons still there but hes not kewl.my repot kard better be good NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

Hmmm...so according to Necron, anyone with a cape is a vampire, and those without are terrorists. I see. No, really, I do.

Troll continues to debate over past teachers:

March 27, 2002
Subject: Re: DOOM INTO GARDIANS AS FLESH MORTALS BE SINGED
Josh,
Dixon does to kick ass. Have you ever seen that man really and trully angry? You just have to know how to deal with him... that's all...
Mr. J wasn't gay. A friend of mine went to see him about something once and caught his girlfriend leavin his flat... He left cause Funchester wasn't fun enough for him....
Thanks for the offer to join you, but I've promised my Lady, no drinking around her. Honestly, I generally only drink when I'm here. Back in the U.S.A. I completely avoid it. Hell, the only reason I drink here is cause me mates do, and we don't over do it like most americans do... sides, we have some of the best pubs here...
I'm still not a terrorist. There is still no money to be had in that profession. Sides, I don't really have any thing I want to fight for. I'm perfectly happy with my lady, even if I do only see her occassionally. Her mum sent me a care package this week. It was a nice little surprise to recieve it, and my Lady says she's sent me something else... but I don't know what... she sure does know how to keep a guy on his toes... now I have to figure out what to get her for our anniversary. I have a few ideas...
Why did you have a roasted squirl in yer bed to begin with? Wouldn't it keep better in the fridge? The reason she wants to take you to church is probably cause the masses this week are focused on Jesus's suffering for the sins of mankind. I always wonder... if it was only the roman's that crucified him, then technically, doesn't that mean that when the Holy Roman empire died out, then they had been punished for the sin? I suppose that is more of a question to put to my lady... she is into history and such... I'd be headed to mass, but my schedule is such that I'll only be able to go this sunday. I went for palm sunday too.... it was a bit odd... we don't kneel nearly as much at Cathedral as mass back in funchester... And the priest is pretty damned amusing...
Wups, didn't mean to get religious on you.... I just can't help but wonder about that stuff... like.... if the anti-christ was born... would it be male, or female? If it were really the 'anti'-christ, shouldn't it technically be female, since Jesus was male? Anyhow... that's just me having deep thoughts... which is very amusing...
Well, I'm off. We've a storm brewing here, and I think I'm going to go play in it... if my lady were here, I'd drag her out with me... she's so cute when she's all wet... with that cute nose... anyhow... I'm off...
Adelar the Troll

As for the history...after the fall of Rome, both the Byzantines and the Holy Romans claimed to be the Second Rome. I don't know if another Western empire claimed that title after the Holy Roman Empire's demise, but in the Orthodox church, Russia became the Third Rome, and that empire didn't fall until the Great War. So, technically, the world ended about eighty years ago. Cheers.

And speaking of religion...the Succubus received an interesting ditty just in time for Easter...

March 31, 2002
Subject: MORTAL DIE ESATER COME RISE FLESH JESIS ZOMBY
succubis well rabbut on kross ha ha i have to do that in serimony ha ha.well ester of doom i drink blood. serimony kemmense in yard well i can't say fer you'll tell but kards will be in serimony moon high howl zombyflesh rise. well time fer mortal gardians call must go to shadowsNECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

It was in response to cheery cards from the Onion. The Succubus' comment: "Neccy liked the crucified rabbit - but what's confounding me is the subject line. Jesus, a zombie? Is this his take on the Easter lore? I don't want to know. Well, actually, I do . . . but I don't know if I can take it . . . ."
Amen to that.

Troll and Necron continue their discussion on religion:

Subject: KROSS OF DOOM STAND DOOM CHIRDEN TOOM OF CLOEK
adelertroll are you having aniversery with the misstress.well i kould tell you what she wants but i wont she's mine i give gift doom. well i drink blood kristiens are vampyres yah wold ya beleeve it.they drikn blood of jesis well that's kewl and it tastes like wyne not even soyuled wyne so its the way blood shold.so if perents mortal gardian if they are appesed i go to cherch its like serimony well i wonder if theres dinisore feest.sakirfise virgin mary thats kewl i go to cherch and there is flesh ya get too its reel flesh of krist jesis owr lord taste like melt bread.ha ha ester rabbut not kaught it'd be kewl if it was reel.mr dixon well yah he yell be soyuled at me well i dont like caneesioligy vampyre hate sun shyne.prinsess needs prare is she mad at me.NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

I believe there may have been more than just alcohol in the communion...

Troll answers about the anniversary:

Subject: Anniversary...

Josh,
Yes, my lady and I have an anniversary coming up... That and she just likes giving random gifts. I recieved a package from her this week... needless to say, I'm thrilled and can only think of one or two ways of thanking her properly... none of which I can share with you....
So, if you're catholic, do you attend Sacred Heart? They're so stiff and uptight there... I am always amazed when I attend cathedral, and then when I attend mass at Sacred heart. One would expect cathedral to be much more strict in policies, but in reality, Sacred Heart in funchester is worse.. nothing but a bunch of tight asses if you ask me... course, I've not been in a good time... Mother was always the religious one in our family. Father doesn't like to go, reminds him of her... poor bastard...
Well, I have to dash. We have yet another storm brewing here, and I've things to deal with... Have a nice evening... Oh, and as to my lady, if you think she is mad at you, best you ask her yourself... I can't try to speak on her behalf if I don't know the answers... though, generally if she's mad, she'll let you know... and you will know it...
-Adelar the Troll

Indeed. I'm not at all fond of spineless, clueless whiners.