Soylent Green of another (significantly better) Sailor Moon site, makes a guest appearance.

April 2nd, 2002
Subject: LOOK SOYULENT WRITE MARILYN MANSUN
satan look soyulent yah soyulent yer likin he says he do marilyn manson picture agin yah he do it agin more mansun.doies this apeese you misstress.i hope so troll say to ask if yer mad at me, well i'll ask are you mad at me. i can make it up to ya satangurl prinsess i swear.and i am a vampyre of my bloody werd any thing you say misstress id do. do you need a prare may bee yer needin an prare.well its been tuff lately,mortal flesh gardians madd then i'll go on extinded vakashun of doom soon but i'll wership you i swear i'll even sakirfise a toobah.ha hya. whats a toobah you say well don't wery bout it i won't reely. may bee a virgin, i'm hoping don't werry were i'll be are lots of virgin flesh.i go to hillicks of gallgatha to fite evil foes and suck blood peel away flesh of doom.i love you always i'm sorry if i hert you what's wrong. i'll under stand yer problem if youll just tell me all good relashunship needs is konnuicashun.NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

Er... thanks. Funny that you should mention it-- not long ago, I was thinking of redoing that Manson picture. After all, old Mari's gone through even more evolutionary stages since then. What is it now? Twelve years? Thirteen? The boy's getting old.
Anyway, thanks for dropping a line. -- Soylent Green

so soyulent its been a while yeah so how ya been.i see serimony today well kristiens are vampyres they drink blood of jesis who woldnve gessed. i get ester kards theres a rabbut on kross i'll have to try that ha ha ha well seriesly how you been. i like yer art some of its kewl like one of MARILYN DOOM SLAY KILL MANSUN i like it a lot yer good.NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

Poor dear. I warned her about Neccy... But yes, she's undeniably talented, even when she's drawing Marilyn Manson pictures. I gave him a bit of a shove and told him Soylent was female, nothing more, nothing less (the exact text: Solent is female.) Necron replies:

Subject: HELL OPEN DARK VINT PRECLAME SATANS NAME OF DARK DOOM MYST
oh satan its you i'm honered, misstress that yer writin to me a mere vampyre yer subject let me be perged.i miss you much yah, so soulyent is a gurl huh is she hott. ha ha no just kidding well yer beauty is on my mind of doom as i sit in pitt of dark hungre blood thirst doom slave poor out meet name.well i wnet to cherch ester and srtan,ya know its like a serimony is that blaspheemee to ya. let me know are you madd well mortal gardians make me do it it's not of free vampyre of satans will. see i'm punished misstress,yes fer a sakirfise i made to ya they made me go to cherch, well kristiens are vampyres. they drink jesis blood now that means they made emilashun of jesis thats evil, right. is it, misstress let me nknoe,soon.i wonder what kristien coven is like where they meet. and theres even a reel holey gohst!@!!like in serimony we have dinisore gohsts.but enuff i might being hairytickital,am i my prinsess of pretty gurl satan.i must appeese ya. i love you bloody kisses NECRON ROMNCER OF DEATH

I never knew three words could provoke such a response...

April 7th, 2002
Subject: OH SATAN FERGIVE DEVIENT VAMPYRE I SWEAR
satn i think its time fer seriez talkin too fer owr relashunship.satan look.i've never felt this way bout any gurl before but yer breakin my heart. you dont kommunikate with me well it hertin me like no gangril vampyre hurts bfore. i love yer site,i think of you all the time i keep komin back in hops that somday somewhere owr love will rest, konsimate in flames of passien.i wrote ya a powem.
Silence tries my patience
Noise corrupts my mind
Self-esteem damaged by duration
Since we heard the lies
Persistence increases
My tolerence disappears
Motivation falls to pieces
Anticipation dissapoints with tears
Still...I wait for you
Insanity cops a plea
Devastation begins to erupt
The world becomes my enemy
Everything seems to be my fault
Our love hit a hinderance
A bump in our sanity
We never gained control
Just drifted away
Our dreams together would never be
But still...I wait for you
The reason why is still not clear
Once it was for adoration
Sometimes for control of this isolated fear
Now I think it's for simply detestation
Immobilized by devotion
Your infatuation begins to grow
Set adrift across the ocean
The outcome of our lives will never be known.
so yah how ya like it wait.detestation is bad werd means hate well that doesn't fit. well i didn't write it MOUNTED ON WALL DOOM JE;L;Y FISH did fer soyuled gurl who cheeted on him he sent it fer revyou.i sent it to you wait.look i'll write ya prares.am i beeing out of line well stan its been a bad wekk full of the most doom imajinabel.i'm sorry gurl i'll make it up but theres a serimony fer ya i hope it will werk owt, last serimony after all we had to do wings of dissikrated buffilo but it looked like chikin.and i PROMNISE there'll be virgin i need blood. yer beauty we.. well every time i look at yer face i feel love and hope satan.NECRON ROMANCER OF YER LOVE

Plagarism isn't earning you brownie points.

Next, Necron replies to Troll about the Anniversary email:

April 9th, 2002
Subject: Re: Anniversary...
And the alternate subject: DOOM KORSPE EET ZOBY STALK PREY
oh adeler troll its been a bad week full of termoyul of doom.fade krumbel and withreing as a vampyre over taken by doom of death konflicts and if yer a vampyre i gess you know well may bee you dont you say satan sent you somtin what she give ya adeler troll. is it kroos terned upside down. chared doom dinisore of sabatika.er maybe the deer i give her hole dead in road it better not be that was what i give her. yah well it wold make me sooo happy to get persent from satan but actully all i want is her love see i'm not a vampyre of de mands and boroken pormises.she is soooooooooooooo beautifull i look at her repeet her name of doom in darkness.oh well shit here come mortal gardians of death they say i cant look at my marilyn mansun sites well i'm not now ha ha i do it when they leeve see i'm not stoopid. but yah at skool lunch it was funny DOOM WORM OF ISMAEL dared me to putt my gangril vampyre cokc which is huge in a terkey samwhich and get gurl to eat me but i say no i have better idea.so we sakrifice it to misstress after skool with some of my dads corona doom booze yah it's lame but i give misstress every thing i got.bet you dont sakrifise so much to prinsess of gorgiesness. oh why doesnt she talk to me tho troll i give her e4verything every thing i got why is she madd. of i withre the flesh peel from korsesickle of doom rise fall heeve NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

Yum...er, not.

Troll replies:

Subject: Re: DOOM KORSPE EET ZOBY STALK PREY
Josh,
Here mate, sorry things are so sucky for you. I'm having a pretty crappy week meself... me mates are all having terrible weeks as well, and it's only Tuesday! I mean, bloody hell... you'd think it'd take more than just a day, but no, it's already fucked up...
My lady sent me some stuff I've been trying to get me hands on for a while. Collectors stuff, said she was gettin it for me cause she didn't have anything to collect for herself, so she's helpin me out... I have to say, she sure as hell always knows how to cheer me up...
I don't know if you should really question what I'd be willin to do fer me lady. She knows I'd do anything for her, including cease to exist... Wrote her a poem the other day... I think she liked it... Like I said, I'd do anything for her...
I saw that you've left some little comments about me in other folk's guestbooks. Please don't do that. I dislike people saying stuff about me behind my back. Leave them a message, but leave me out of it please mate... I don't need a bunch of blokes I don't know thinking I'm some French Terrorist...
I've already told you, I can't speak for my lady as to why she is choosing to ignore you. I may know, but I can't tell you, cause she hasn't given me permission to... and I can't go against her will... I have to go now... I'm having a crappy week, and I'm tryin to find a good way to deal with it... catch you later... bye...
-Adelar

Necron takes his frustration out on some spam:

April 11th, 2002
Subject: TIRED OF JUNK STOP SENDINGNJUNK
now yer junk email is junk and i don't want it i know yer all agreeing .sure now amerika is kuntry of freedom. but i am a vampyre and i am immortal have problems of doom to peerse. satan be with me. i know bout stock market yah its kewl cuz amerika was bilt on it . now whose yer mama ben ladin. NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

He also threatens suicide...again.

Subject: necron gives up hope DIE FROM DOOM ROPE OVER DARK DOOM VALLY
satan i;m konfused. well today MOUNTED ON WALL DOOM JELLY FISH give me talkin to.he says,well this is hard fer me to say,he saysd that yer not reely satan an i'm giving away secrets of doom that are secreet there fore not yer bizness. but yer satan i'm sooooo sure i say back to MOUNTED ON WALL DOOM JELLY FISH. but no. he's the filosofer and i gess he knows cuz he's smart, he's a teecher been with spooky children aginst wrongs of society and kristiens from start in mists of time. so are you reely satan. and tell me the truth gurl, look i might be beeing a haritick but i need to know.yer so gorgies tho and i love to look at ya but i'm konfused. so i'm in these thorws of doom and death, blood in my needel sharp fangs drips on karpet.NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

I reply:

Subject: necron gives up hope DIE FROM DOOM ROPE OVER DARK DOOM VALLY
That depends on what you mean. I am real, and I am called Satan. As far as being the ultimate incarnation of Christian evils -- in a word, no. I have never claimed that.
~Satan, Princess of Darkness

This pleases him immensely, but also confuses the hell out of him.

Subject: satan i love you
well satan so yer reel, but i KNOW yer not kristein. so yer satan god i'm so konfused. its been such a konfusing week of doom kaserasun, tho so what do i expect god. mortal gardians can suck me off.i love youso much and some day want to mary you. i'll take good kare of ya satan i promise. yer so gorgoes. but reely why is MOUNTED ON WALL DOOM JELLY FISH being such a haritick. that's not like him he's ushually so loyal. god pleese well. there's a serimony tonite but what do i do, wership dinisores. i can't do that there not satan yer satn. now tell truth some one god. yer gona burn me fer beeing such a hariytick.NECRON ROMANCER OF HONEST TRUTH

He's not being disloyal. He's quite rational about all of this, which is more than I can say for myself. Necron also draws a picture...

Subject: DOOM FER SITE I RISE DRAW DOOM
satan look i draw a picture for ya and yer site. i love yer site so glad you got gest book. god i love you gurl. any way i spent alot of time on yer picture its not as good as yers tho NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

This one is Doom Dinosaur, the one with Marilyn Manson in a coconut bra. It's back in the guest hall as well.

April 14th, 2002
Subject: DOOM RISE OVER COME AND HOLD VAMPYRE HAND
oh adelertroll im sooooo sorry yer depressed too it sucks yah huh. but ya know what makes me feel better is thinkin of satan and reading dierys. yah ya herd me right dierys that peple write on komputer skreen. i gess its like writin e-mail but every one can see yer diery oh ha ha what am i saying anyway. so yah troll i'm having a problem of doom what is your problem. i dont under stand if yer getting presents from misstress how you could be sad dry yer eyes adeler troll imbrase darkness COVEN OF DOOM.if satan sent me present gave her love in flames of hell doom fire god i'd be a vampyre of strainth and power. if yer a vampyre may bee ya just need blood some times when i think i'm sad all i need is blood and i'm sestained by darkness and satan misstress of evil.well my weeks been bad but all you need is to say yer sins and drink blood of jesis krist. i swear kristiens are pretty kewl,exept there not like the spooky chidren they don't burn sarifises. well may bee they do, huh, i asked MOUNTED ON WALL DOOM JELLY FISH and he says that oregenised religien is bad dont fool with.but i say were like kristiens we drink blood to holey satan and theres a holey gohst of doom dinisore!!!!!!!!!!!@!! and he says thats my idea not his. well, i'm kofused he's filosipher he shold know may bee he's a haritick. i'm really starting to think he is fer reel. shold i perge him oh but he can be kewl i don't know in doom konfickt i drown.just hold hand of vawmpyre peerse with fangs of bloody doom yer not alone adeler troll. NECRON ROMACER OF DEATH

Grey: "I bet my journal gives him indigestion."
It's hardly my place to make calls about heresies in a cult. I honestly wouldn't know. Let Jellyfish decide.

And Troll replies...

Subject: Re: DOOM RISE OVER COME AND HOLD VAMPYRE HAND
Josh,
Thanks fer the e-mail mate. I'm much better now. I'm a little banged up and such, but otherwise okay. I wrote some poetry for my lady, and I beat the crap out of a few folks. God I love violent sports... I only wish my Lady could have been there to see it. She'd have to loved to have watched it. Lots of large men tryin to beat the crap out of eachother... I almost got a try, but I got tackled and had to pass the ball... Of course, now half me face is black and blue, me knees are skinned, and I've broken a finger... but it doesn't matter... I had fun... and I'd do twenty times worst that, and have, if it were important to me lady...
Anyhow... I've things worked out now... and none of me mates are threatening suicide anymore... so I'll get a rest for a while... Hell, a trio of us went out the other night and wreaked havok on the unsuspecing city... they all thought we were drunk, but we weren't... we were just high off life... hehehe... Lord, but we did have some fun... If me dad had seen me he'd a thought I was nuts.... oh well...
Yeah, I told the Lady I was having a crappy week too, and she had her mum send me something. I love her mum, she's sorta adopted me as one of her own. I call her me other mother... It's kinda nice to think that I have a mum back in the states, since me real mum's dead...
Sorry yer having so much trouble with yer mates... personally I try not to let what me mates belive interfer with them bein me mates.... I care about them and that's all that matters to me... unless of course they try to force their thoughts on me... that I won't stand or sit for... I've beaten a good many senseless cause of shite like that...
Alright mate, I have to dash... so much to do so little time... take care... don't get into too much trouble... Taa taa... -Adelar the Troll

I must say, I'm a little disturbed they're so chummy.

And the ceremony report for me the next day...

April 15th, 2002
Subject: been so long
god what a long wee end satan its been full of doom spirits of death and rane to ruwin the serimony planed fer yesterday i'm so sorry but i saw my art on yer site i hope yer likin it. i spent a hole hour on it, had to fourfit my english report,i'd uses yers on hitler but were not readin bout hitler byrd of doom so no luck huh. oh well miss troop can suck my skwirl ha ha. well aktually its yer skwirl prinsess so i gess she can't god what am i say ing i'm bee ing a bad vampyre its cuz i need yer love yer beautifull face next to my fangs.i miss ya so much so much it makes me rithe in doom pain and my head shrinks like zomby korpse.does saler moon fite zombys. buffy vampyre slayre fites zombys owt of graves are you a vampyre slaer too.well be asered you can love me i'm not like other vampyres i;m a sinsitive guy.the spooky chidrun are makeing my faith in vampyres dim in doom fade owt.so if yer not writin cuz ya think i;m like all the rest be assered prinsess i am not i'll take kare of ya. please wrote back satan i love ya my life depends on yer love NECRON ROMANCER OF YER HEART . . .

April 16th, 2002
Subject: LADY OF NITE BE MY LOVE OF DOOM SWEETS
satan so i will proove my worthyness i will be a man write my gurl a powem of death.a reel powem by me.
inside korpse bundel in dark coven
turn yer lips to me need some lovin
i thirst fer yer mind yer flesh yer heart
and yer terning back yer sayin don't start
yer games agin yer on too plan of doom
invite heart within ya leeve dark room
i say hold vampyre hand strech owt to you
offer my heart its tru its true
yer lips forwerd come eyes close doom heeve
vampyre groen of voise i skreem i seeve
yer eyes say pane i kiss it away
i see in yer heart evil doom and dekay
fergive me misstress let me kerl in yer kape
open yer mowth i put in a juicy blood grape
korpsicles are manny but yer one i sippose
how can ya fersake once a plantkon now a rose
gurl yer so beautifull my eyes of doom they serch
a werm krawls in my brane siren in doom i will lerch
god gurl so ya like my powem ya know it took me like 2 hole hours to write it.its sooo werth it tho if i can enter yer herat ANY THIBG fer ya i swear i'll bern my sowl my body char myface de face my retaktabel fangs and claws ANY THING misstress.oh gooood i want ya!!!!#!@!!!!!NECORN ROMANCER OF DEATH

Enter my heart? I doubt that's where you're aiming.

And one to Troll as well:

Subject: DOOM PANES HERT OH SHES SATAN I'M SURE
adeler troll that yer talkin to me meens alot to me i swear. well i write misstress a powem of death and evil doom i hope shes likin it will eppresheate the effert,cuz i love her do you wrte the misstress powems i bet there not as good as mine.i'd send you copy of my doom powem but yer just going to steel it use it as yer own thats bad.i wont let ya well adeler troll sports are bad well unless its persute of pray to suck slay eat esksume flesh of.there's no use fer any other sport. i'm having porblems of doom invulving FLOETING EYE BALL OF DOOM and MOUNTED ON WALL DOOM JELLY FISH. one well, hes a gohst. now i tell ya ya don't want to have konfrintashun with a gohst its not werth it speshully when hes in skool with you and yer actin like yer not a vampyre well, there is the gohst,and since it haunts NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH onley every spooky chidren member sees there chance to be a haritick. only they say hes not dead hes there and i say he's gohsht. god my life sucks but if yer a vampyre anmd finding happyness well i gess i know it can be happened.thje other well, he thinks the misstress is not satan he thinks shes a normal hot gurl.so he tells me and says i'm making spooky chidren eksposed. well thats wrong you and me know both alike shes satan shes the prinsess of evil and doom desikrashun destukshun eat zomby flesh dip in grave pool dark koffin open.NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

Talk about a plagarism hypocrite...

Subject: That's life
Josh,
Why are you so honored that I'd continue communicating with you? Shite mate, I need a laugh from time to time. So, let's see, which issue to address first...
Yes, I do write poetry for my lady. I e-mail it to her, or read it to her over the phone. Soetimes, when I'm actually in funchester, I'll read it to her... she's so cute when she's listening to something.... My poetry is a little simpler than yours. Yes, I've read it. My Lady shared it with me. If you'd like a copy of the ones I have writen, you'd best ask her, since they were for her.
Sports... well, that's an interesting subject. I swim, surf, play football, and rugby. I love the water, hence the swimming and surfing. Rugby is great for the adrenalin rush and the joy of finding the balance between brute strength and agility. Football, I like just bootin the ball down field... and I'm a decent keeper, but not the greatest in the world... anyhow, I've told my Lady that she needs to come see a rugby match if only so she can watch me inflict violence on others... and get violence inflicted upon me.
Sorry yer still havin problems with yer mates. I really don't know what to suggest there. Like I said, I try not to let personal beliefs interfere with friendships. If they're true friends, then you should be able to get along even if you don't agree on everything... Hell you should meet me mate Dragon... that nutter has some of the looniest ideas, but we get along great... he disapproves of me sports, but is still there to patch me up when I finish a match.... see mate, true friendship shouldn't be about leading and following, it should be about walking side by side...
I've to go. I have to get me busted finger checked out, and get some ice on me neck. Hope shite works out for you.
-Adelar

I swear, Troll, sometimes your comradery scares me...

April 17th, 2002
Subject: Re: YOUR $3,000 commission per SALE ! New FINANCING for YOU !! --luxxast 32469
NOW WHAT DID I SAY BOUT JUNK MOTERFUCKER.,I DONT WANT IT I'LL PEERSE YA WITH MY VAMPYRE FANGS OF DOOM necron roamncer of DEATH

Hmm...pyramid marketing scheme or death threats...which one is more illegal?

April 18th, 2002
Subject: i'm konfused
satan, now i think its time fer a series talk now. fer reel.now when i'm over kome with feelings preminishuns of doom i read dierys by stoopid mortals and think,at least i'm not them.but i read yer diery every nite yes every nite cuz i can relate to ya more than any stoopid mortal yer so full of satanik doomfilled insite on society.becuz of ya prinsess i kill spam mail of doom filled spittel.but any way i wonder.who is green eye swede and greesy booris chip and dirty oni samma who you want to give yer bod too.and why do sex with troll and succubis make you mad. now see i know why ya woldn't want to fuck the succubis shes soyuled and kerrosive makes mokery of my dark evil karft of shadow browt doom.and yer not a lezbean.ewww. but troll now he says hes yer boy frind. isn't that what boy firnds are for to fuck. if he was yer frind now ya could date me.but diffrense of boy frinds and frinds is ya fcuk boy frinds.so he isn't prinsess did ya lye to me tell my gurl.i'm always ssooo true to ya i'd never lie.pleese tell me i'm in a doom heep on floor with withred skwirl of noksies smell of doom.NECRON ROMANCER OF DEATH

Not me; I don't have a journal (unless you count the Neciverse.) It's Grey's journal.

April 22nd, 2002
Subject: IN DARKNESS OF MY KOFFIN I WRITHE AND ROTT
satan i read yer diery and i think yer talkin to me when you say its none of my bizness who greesy oni samma and borris chip and dirty sweede is.but look i ask cuz yer not gonna be my gurl you say.well why cant ya if yer not with troll i have to talk ta troll i'm still so schoked tho don't know what to say. troll is kinda kewl ya know what. i think ya dumped him cuz he's a vampyre why do you like to hert vampyres it hurts me fer reeel cuz i can't help what ya called me fer and i'm diffrent from the rest. i am a mem ber of yer satanik forses and army.i fite with all might of a gangril vampyre in love with the miss tress look i';m even a nazi now fer ya and i got punched fer it.but i can take pane fer ya prinsess anything fer the misstress.and the spooky chidren got kaught dinisore land npeeple disterbed owr serimony and we had to run away.so now we can't wership[ ya thrtu the DINISORES OF AMERIKA at leest not fer a while.so we're at the houswe of GRAIN MAGGOT OF EUPHRATES DOOM BANKS or MOUNTED ON WALL DOOM JELLY FISH or nfood lien or swamp of lake on road fedrik fer serimonys not mine cuz mortal gardians of stoopidness would reek havek on the forses of darkness they threw aeway the OYIJA BORD OF DOOM we use to try to kontakt the misstress which is you,satan gurl prinsess my love. make the gohst go away prinsess i love you god go away potergist NECRON ROMANCDER OF DEATGH

Subject: Re: IN DARKNESS OF MY KOFFIN I WRITHE AND ROTT
Troll is MY boyfriend. Not Grey's. Troll and Grey have never dated.
If you want to bitch to Grey, I suggest you do it directly. Stop pestering me about her love life.
~Satan, Princess of Darkness